Real Asian Dynamics
August 27, 2005 by Thundercat
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Wow, now this is funny…
I can’t believe RSD ripped off these guy’s website. =)
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This is REALLY, really racist. This is way beyond immature jokes.
Man I feel ashame just from the reference to the community.
What will Nick Kho aka Papa said? Papa not like his asian roots:(
“ME LEARN TO AMOG. LIKE KUNG FU MOVIE FROM CHINA. MONEY LA! GIRLS SAY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME, HU HU HU.”
- KHA’N LA’NH BI’NH NGYUEN, from Vietnam
For a lot of Asian guys, attracting white chicks can be like a complicated math problem – if it’s already done for you on paper, you can can look at it and fully understand why it worked.
But deriving it by yourself on the spot come crunch time – that’s another story.
THE SOLUTION – DIRECTLY APPLICABLE SEMINAR, FOLLOWED BY IN-CHINESE WORKSHOP.
Learn what works in seminar, and then jump directly into the field and watch the Asian instructors demonstrate and teach it IN THE ASIAN LANGUAGE OF YOUR CHOICE…
…..
YOUR RACE. YOUR DICK SIZE.
If you have the ability to change your race and penis size, you’ll be successful.
Most people can connect, given the right race. Often, we attribute it to game or skillset.
In fact, if we understand *how* to really get to know a white girl and connect with them, and how to make them want to reciprocate, then we have more choice and can find someone who we are really compatible with, rather than settling on someone who is not really your ideal.
However, we must accommodate to situations, where you approach and meet a white girl you like enough to see again, but one or both of you don’t have the time to really get to know each other well enough to exchange phone or email.
Oftentimes, this happens when you’re both out with your respective Asian friends, who you came to talk about white girls with, or when you see someone you like in a rushed situation like your way to buy chicken or rice, while either of you are working, or at the end of the night when you’re both going home.
The secret is to learn to increase your dick size, so that you need only a minute to get her attracted, and wanting to continue the interaction another time.
This Takes Knowledge, and Practice in Execution…
FINALLY, A POINT TO POINT GAME PLAN TO MEETING white chicks
This is REALLY, really racist. This is way beyond immature jokes.
Man I feel ashame just from the reference to the community.
Dude seriously its a joke get a life just because you are all liberally offended by this doesn’t mean you have to have a freak out… my best asian friend thought it was hillarious,,so take a chill pill or get a girlfriend whatever just don;t make such a big deal of it
Does anyone know what these guys make? Do they pay white girls to be at their workshop?
Just how much does this penis enlargement cost?
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Johnny…err…really its Johnny
Turn on your sound when visiting the site.
this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a long time. i’m asian, and i read somewhere that loverboy and hoobie actually made that as a joke. they both coach with RSD, and since they are asian, they get alot of asian guys who email them with limiting beliefs about getting white girls, so they probably made it for kicks.
it also seems to link to puamedia.com
If Loverboy and Hoobie wrote that piece of trash, then they’re auto-racists. They’re like niggers who looks down on their own race for talking ghetto.
I’m pretty sure this is funny to you fuckers, but a lot of people take it dead serious. And you will know it when you get your head stomped in.
Asians don’t stomp heads in… they have a dance dance revolution battle.
lol…ridiculous, are you asian or not getting laid? i’m asian and i find it funny even though asians do have to deal with lots of shit. looks like they just added their own forum there so maybe you shoudl go rant there.
You know this is just another tyler durden publicity stunt
anyways, asian women are whores, thats why all my asian buds are hip and cool, cuz they get laid like fiends.
“Asians don’t stomp heads in… they have a dance dance revolution battle.”
HAHAHAHHAHA
http://www.checkdomain.com/cgi-bin/checkdomain.pl?domain=realasiandynamics.com
So Hoobie actually created that site? Good stuff, dude.
Loverboy and Hoobie made this a LONG time ago. And yes, it is more a less a retaliation against the mass e-mails they got from Asian males. Trust me, I get quite a few e-mails from my fellow Asian bros. I love helping them out, but there’s always a few e-mails that are so desperate, despondent and sometimes quite insane that it just blows my mind and I have no idea how to respond or help them.
Do you guys think asian guys are at a disadvantage when it comes to meeting girls, or is it just social conditioning? Asian guys tend to focus a lot more on their careers, and don’t spend the necessary time to develop social skills, which makes them more likely to be momma’s boys or nerds than other “races.” [btw actually there is only one race, scientifically, the human race. So called "races" are so similar in genetics that there is far more difference between men and women than black and white!]
Me love you long time
Hilarious site. I myself am asian and have shown this site to all my asian bros. They don’t study pickup but found it pure comedy.
If you aren’t asian, it may be difficult to understand the true comedy gold of it. The biggest limiting belief an asian has when attempting to pickup girls is his race. The site simply portrays how outrageous this limiting belief can be.
Real what Dynamics? If Hoobie rags on his own kind then who cares, don’t be so offended, laugh at it. You guys who take these things so seriously are probably the worst at sarging taking everything the woman gives you so seriously. Relax and Chill…….
Mystery’s DVD’s are finally coming out:
Mystery Method 5 hour DVD’s
The only problem is, it’s only about 5 hours, when his seminars run for hours and hours! Could this just be a promo DVD for people to sign up for his bootcamps?
If the only thing that Asians are allowed to do is keep silent and laugh it off, hell if the only thing they WANT to do is keep silent or laugh it off, then no wonder the fuckers who find this shit funny never learn.
Do you think anybody can make comments about spear chucking and fried chicken and “I serve you massa” and get away with it? Do you think anybody can say that without sounding like white trash?
One white guy makes a racist comment. One Asian guy reacts strongly. Whole bunch of white guys gang up on him while other Asians stand by. Typical.
ummm…
“They’re like niggers who”
whoa… this ain’t “Thundercat’s Seduction Trailer”
so go looking for your really (real) father else where, I got a good feelin’ you’re gonna find him this year… at your next family gatherin’
you racist felch-mongering shithead.
that was me by the way…
I just wanted to use the play on words for the name…
and that’s…
for the guy…
…with the 1…
…tooth…
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