So it’s no secret I’ve been poking a bit of fun at “the world’s leading female pick up instructor” lately.  But apparently, Kezia has seen our video and listened to the podcasts and has become a fan of the Lair (naturally!).  But last night after we recorded our unfortunate episode of the Bootycast (because the audio of Adam and I was cutting out constantly), I get a call from a number I don’t recognize.

So I do what I normally do, which is ignore the number.  Sorry, if you’re not already in my phone, I’m not picking up!  (Standard PUA call screening.)

Then, I start getting text messaged by the same number.  And guess what?  It’s Kezia Noble!  Somehow, she stalked me down and got my number and started texting me randomly.  Honestly, I don’t know whether to be flattered or frightened at this point.  But here was the text message exchange:

Kezia:  U buy me shoes? 

Thundercat:  LoL.  Who is this?

Kezia:  The wonderful kezia.  U buy my shoes?

Thundercat:  Wow.  I feel honored to be stalked by such a public figure.  LoL

Kezia:  Ur welcome.  Now buy me shoes!

Thundercat:  Buy ur own shoes.  We aint sleepin together!  LoL

Kezia:  Oh well worth a try!  Im in l.a, and will be back in september for the pua summit.  Hope to c u then mr thunder cat

Thundercat:  Yeah, I’ll probably be there.  Large and in charge.

Kezia:  So i expect a warm reception from my 2 greatest fans adam and amanda

Thundercat:  You should ask them to buy u shoes then. 

Kezia:  Agreed

So yeah, now the world’s leading female pick up instructor (hence forth known as WLFPUI, or WOLFPIE) is obsessed with me and stalking me via text message.  Honestly, she’s probably the hottest stalker I’ve ever had, but still… should I be afraid? 

Plus, for some reason Skype was cutting in-and-out the whole show, so the brilliant commentary by Adam and myself is kinda hard to hear.  It’s too bad because we covered a lot of good stuff, but yeah, you guys may want to skip this episode because the constant voice dropping gets annoying after a while.  (Seriously, it’s like the show was brought to you by AT&T or something.)

We did have 30 callers on the line last night though, so I know at least some of you got to listen in!  We’re working on making it so the next episode has better call quality.  We’re still figuring out the new system as we go.

In this episode of the Bootycast:

• We talk about RJ Hating on AFC Adam and why they are no longer Facebook friends.
• We discuss how much Adam and I love the Jews.
• We talk about how most of the top PUAs are Jewish.
• We talk about Kezia Noble listening to the podcast and hating on us on Facebook.
• We discuss the upcoming Asian PUA Bootcamp behind-the-scenes video.
• We talk about why we think Asian guys lust after white women.
• We interview a real-life Asian about what Asian men really want.
• We take calls and dish out advice.
• Amanda shares with us interesting sex factoids from Cosmopolitan magazine.
• And more!

If you want to listen to the show, you can do so by going to our show page by clicking here.

Check out Kezia Nobel’s latest bit of pick-up advice.  Is it any wonder why she’s the WORLD’S leading female pick-up instructor?

• TC and crew are back!
• The new Bootycast show format.
• AFC Adam’s Youtube channel.
• Amanda’s nipples vs. Adam’s nipples.
• Kezia Noble – russian hooker?
• Thundercat wouldn’t please Kezia in bed.
• Sextulate
• Amanda tries to keep the show alive
• We take calls from REAL LISTENERS!
• How to close the deal with chick’s you go out with.
• Where to go to pick up quality women.
• How to be a “social guy.”
• Psyche calls in and wants to know how to Motorboat Kezia’s boobies.
• Erica Awakening quits the community and comes back.
• The original Sin is a pooty-tang czar.
• And much more!

Check out the podcast here:  The BootyCast Episode 9 – Kezia’s Boobies

Please note – we’re still getting used to the new format so there are a few “hic-ups” during the broadcast where we have dead air – a little at the start of the show and a bit during the show – so please forgive us as we get used to the new “live” format.