Jessica Simpson... And Her Boobs

That bastion of investigative reporting, AskMen.com, is reporting that the rumors Jessica Simpson would be getting a breast reduction are UDDERly untrue.  (get it?  GET IT?)

In fact, Simpson herself made it clear her fun-jugs weren’t going anywhere…

Writing on her twitter page, Jessica said: “Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction…not to worry…I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!

I think we need more celebrities speaking out against breast reduction.  Let’s start a “save the boobies” movement!  Who cares if women across America have to suffer from lower back problems?  Don’t you dare touch them playhills!!!