The Pick Up Artist – Episode 5 Recap: “The Crying Game”

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Sorry this recap is so late.  I’ll try and get the next one up in a more timely fashion.

So on this episode of The Pick Up Artist, we go "after school special" with the highly charged emotional outcomes.

The show starts off with the crew waiting to see who will return from elimination – Scott the Stutterer or the Diabolical Genius Pradeep.

I guess no one really liked Scott all that much, because when Pradeep shows up, the boys all hop up, scream, and tackle him to the floor like a drunken hot chick on prom night.  The celebration ends with Big Joe smothering Pradeep on the ground with his massive man-boobies.  How loving.

"I’ve never been more happy to see an Indian in my whole life," says Kosmo. "The house just wouldn’t smell the same without him."

Apparently, everyone loves Pradeep, and are glad to have him back.  Big Joe says that as their family gets smaller, he has a better chance of winning.  (Sorry buddy, as much as I’d root for ya, the producers have already chosen Bradey or Kosmo as the winner, that much is clear!)

Then, after the man-love party subsides, Pradeep shocks everyone by saying he plans on pulling a Spoon in the next elimination and quitting.

All the other guys are shocked.  "But we just man raped you to show you our love!" they cry.  "How can you possibly quit?"  Gay Joe says "Pradeep is just being stupid."  Is he?  Or is he being… DIABOLICAL????

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The Pick Up Artist – Episode 4 Recap: “Kiss, Kiss, Gang, Bang”

Last week I stated I was really looking forward to Episode 4 of
VH1′s The Pick Up Artist, staring everyone’s favorite PUA, Mystery.

Well, I was looking forward to it… until I actually SAW episode
4.  I could have gotten just as much drama watching my dirty dishes
chill in the sink.  They really need to get more interesting twists
going on in the show, because they certainly aren’t teaching anybody
anything, except for the fact that virgins make lousy reality fodder.

Female announcer states that Episode 4 is all about KISSING.  Yay!
Nothing is better reality TV than awkward men awkwardly kissing women
they normally would have to pay by the hour for.  I can’t wait!

So the episode starts off with a recap of 45YOV getting kicked off.
The whole crew is in the green room waiting to see who could possibly
survive the elimination.  Kosmo laments to the camera:

"I love Brady and I love Fred.  Can’t Mystery just pick them both?"

Awww… the love for 45YOV is touching… at least until Brady walks
back in. Then the whole group stands up and cheers!  No one liked the
creepy 45 year old guy who’d never had sex, apparently.

Pradeep hops up and rushes to Brady for a loving embrace.  You can
almost hear him say "Thank God it’s you!  If I had to smell that old
guy one more time…" as he gently rocks back and forth in Brady’s arms.

Big Joe says "When Brady came around that corner, I was so
relieved.  I want that guy with me in the final three."  Nice.  Not
only is Big Joe displaying confidence here, but also a complete
disregard for old people.  Now, there’s not a single contestant over
the age of 30!  Huzzah!

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The Pick Up Artist – Episode 4 Recap: “Kiss, Kiss, Gang, Bang”

Last week I stated I was really looking forward to Episode 4 of
VH1′s The Pick Up Artist, staring everyone’s favorite PUA, Mystery.

Well, I was looking forward to it… until I actually SAW episode
4.  I could have gotten just as much drama watching my dirty dishes
chill in the sink.  They really need to get more interesting twists
going on in the show, because they certainly aren’t teaching anybody
anything, except for the fact that virgins make lousy reality fodder.

Female announcer states that Episode 4 is all about KISSING.  Yay!
Nothing is better reality TV than awkward men awkwardly kissing women
they normally would have to pay by the hour for.  I can’t wait!

So the episode starts off with a recap of 45YOV getting kicked off.
The whole crew is in the green room waiting to see who could possibly
survive the elimination.  Kosmo laments to the camera:

"I love Brady and I love Fred.  Can’t Mystery just pick them both?"

Awww… the love for 45YOV is touching… at least until Brady walks
back in. Then the whole group stands up and cheers!  No one liked the
creepy 45 year old guy who’d never had sex, apparently.

Pradeep hops up and rushes to Brady for a loving embrace.  You can
almost hear him say "Thank God it’s you!  If I had to smell that old
guy one more time…" as he gently rocks back and forth in Brady’s arms.

Big Joe says "When Brady came around that corner, I was so
relieved.  I want that guy with me in the final three."  Nice.  Not
only is Big Joe displaying confidence here, but also a complete
disregard for old people.  Now, there’s not a single contestant over
the age of 30!  Huzzah!

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The Pick Up Artist – Episode 4 Recap: “Kiss, Kiss, Gang, Bang”

Last week I stated I was really looking forward to Episode 4 of
VH1′s The Pick Up Artist, staring everyone’s favorite PUA, Mystery.

Well, I was looking forward to it… until I actually SAW episode
4.  I could have gotten just as much drama watching my dirty dishes
chill in the sink.  They really need to get more interesting twists
going on in the show, because they certainly aren’t teaching anybody
anything, except for the fact that virgins make lousy reality fodder.

Female announcer states that Episode 4 is all about KISSING.  Yay!
Nothing is better reality TV than awkward men awkwardly kissing women
they normally would have to pay by the hour for.  I can’t wait!

So the episode starts off with a recap of 45YOV getting kicked off.
The whole crew is in the green room waiting to see who could possibly
survive the elimination.  Kosmo laments to the camera:

"I love Brady and I love Fred.  Can’t Mystery just pick them both?"

Awww… the love for 45YOV is touching… at least until Brady walks
back in. Then the whole group stands up and cheers!  No one liked the
creepy 45 year old guy who’d never had sex, apparently.

Pradeep hops up and rushes to Brady for a loving embrace.  You can
almost hear him say "Thank God it’s you!  If I had to smell that old
guy one more time…" as he gently rocks back and forth in Brady’s arms.

Big Joe says "When Brady came around that corner, I was so
relieved.  I want that guy with me in the final three."  Nice.  Not
only is Big Joe displaying confidence here, but also a complete
disregard for old people.  Now, there’s not a single contestant over
the age of 30!  Huzzah!

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Still Recovering

Hey guys,

I’ve been getting slammed by emails asking about the Recap for the 4th episode of the Pick Up Artist (I honestly had no idea so many of you were looking forward to my dumb-ass recaps!).  All I can say is… Chill.

I’m working on it.

I’m still recovering from the whirl-wind weekend of the PUA Summit, where I met a lot of great people and some new up-and-coming pick up artists.  I was there for the ENTIRE weekend, and sat through 90% of the speakers, and gave a speech myself, so that exhausted me for Monday.

Tuesday I spent catching up on work.  I also had to put the finishing touches on my upcoming teleconference call.  (By the way, if you’d like to attend, there are still a few spots left.  Click Here to check it out.)

I’m hoping I can get my Recap up sometime today, but… well, I’ve just bought a new Nintendo Wii, and that’s been taking up all my free time lately.  (That damn thing is FUN.)

Anyway, I didn’t really much care for Episode 4, so I’m also not all that motivated to write about it, so it’s taking me a little longer than usual.

But don’t worry, it’ll be up soon.

Love,

Thundercat

Thundercat Does Porn! (Well, Not Really…)

So as you guys know, I had the pleasure of attending an event at the Playboy mansion very recently where not only did I party my ass off, but I also did a great deal of networking.

There were a number of porn stars in attendance at the Playboy mansion, and oddly enough I found myself INVITED to a porn shoot this past week.

Now, I’d never been to the shooting of an actual porn movie before.  But considering I live in Los Angeles, porn capital of the world, and have yet to experience it, I’d say that it was a golden opportunity to cross off "Visit Porn Shoot" from my list of things to do before I die.

So I found myself driving up to the San Fernando Valley in the blistering afternoon sun to a studio where the porn movie was being shot.  Now, this was an ACTUAL studio, not some house they were shooting a movie at.  There were sound stages, props, and all kinds of movie stuff.  I was surprised at the professionalism of the set.

The crew was very small.  There was a director, photographer, lighting assistant, and grip.  That was it.  Then there were the performers.  Different performers would come in throughout the day, shoot for close to an hour, and then leave.  I was there for around 3 different scenes.

Watching a porn being shot is a very odd experience.  I’ve never really been in a room watching other people have sex before.  Despite being incredibly surreal, it actually wasn’t too bad of an experience.

The first thing I saw when I walked into the studio was a huge, muscular guy, drenched in sweat, with a third arm between his legs, pounding a petite blond girl wearing pink sneakers.  The girl looked like she was 15 years old!  (Apparently, that’s her "hook.")  The actress is some girl named Aubrey Adams.  I never got the guy’s name.

The set was incredibly HOT.  No, not sexually, I’m talking like "cook me alive" hot.  First off, it’s in the valley, which routinely gets to over 100 degrees in the summer.  The lights they use for filming add to the heat, and during scenes, all air conditioning has to be turned off for sound.  So while the sex is going on, everyone on the set is sweating like a stuck pig.

I was also surprised at the level of actual ACTING that goes on during the scenes.  I’m not talking about delivering lines or anything like that.  I’m talking about all the moaning and stuff.  Once the cameras are rolling, all the girls start acting like they’re getting the best sex of their lives.  As soon as the cameras stop, however, they’re aching and can barely walk.

Anyway, I got to hang out with the actresses – most of whom I had already met at the Playboy party.  I also got to hang out with the crew.  Everyone was incredibly nice, very friendly, and fun to hang around.  Some of their stories about being in the business were absolutely fascinating to hear.  I actually made pretty good friends with the director, and he gave me an open invitation to appear at any one of his shoots.

So here are some of the things I learned while I was there:

1.  Male porn stars shave their bodies before they do a shoot.  They don’t wax, they SHAVE.  This includes their balls.  Apparently, they buy special shaving cream for women who shave their legs, and use that in the shower.  Their razor of choice is the Gillet Mach 3.  Apparently there are the occasional nicks, but they said it’s nothing too bad.

2.  The secret for getting the "porno load" which is the huge cumshot, is to eat lots of celery and pineapple.  Apparently, celery makes you produce lots and lots of "man juice," while the pineapple gives it a "healthy" look and taste.

3.  All actors in porn get tested on a monthly basis for STDs.  They have to present their test results to the director before shooting.  The director told me never to have sex with a girl who allows guys to cum in her ass, since that’s a guaranteed way to get a disease.

4.  The girls all confessed to me that they don’t really like the "big porno dicks."  Most of them who have boyfriends or husbands prefer the "normal to small" size.  Though many of the girls LOOK like they enjoy the Big D’s on film, they say they are actually too painful in real life, and don’t like that in their personal life.

5.  The guys who work in porn apparently have crazy sex with all the girls.  Usually, if a guy has worked with a girl, he’s had sex with her.  All the guys on the crew confessed to me that not only have they had sex with almost all the girls they’ve worked with, but also that it’s hard for them to go back to "normal" girls because the porn chicks are so good in the sack, it makes every average girl pale in comparison.

So there you go.  That was my big visit to my first porn set!  Here are some pics and movies I took while I was there.  Enjoy!  (Warning:  Pics are NOT safe for work!)

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Weird Sex Laws

It’s no secret that there are laws in certain states governing sex… but boy oh boy, are some of those laws STRANGE.  Check out this list of amazingly weird sex laws.

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Federal Porn Registry?

Looks like the Feds are looking to create a database where all porn actors must register.

The Department of Justice wants to come up with an official list of every porn star in America – and slap stiff penalties on producers who don’t cooperate.

The new rules, proposed under the Adam Walsh Child Safety and Protection Act, would require blue-movie makers to keep photos, stage names, professional names, maiden names, aliases, nicknames and ages on file for the inspection of the department’s Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section.

"The identity of every performer is critical to determining and ensuring that no performer is a minor," according to the new proposal.

The adult film industry plans to challenge the new rule as a violation of the First Amendment, said Paul Cambria, a lawyer for Hustler and other adult film companies.

He sees it as a way to harass legitimate stag-film producers.

"If they can’t get you for obscenity, they’ll get you for violating record-keeping," he said. Such a violation would carry a five-year penalty.

I’m sure it doesn’t help that the porn industry keeps antagonizing government officials.  Larry Flynt is still trying to dig up dirt on sex scandals in Washington.

World’s Ugliest Woman

So apparently, there’s an official "World’s Ugliest Woman" out there.  Her name is Mary Ann Bevan, and she worked at the freak show of a carnival, showing off her ugliness to make a buck.

And yeah, she’s pretty ugly.

And yeah, there were still guys out there who’d bang her.  She had 4 kids.

Just goes to show you, when it comes to some guys… anything with a warm hole.  =)

World’s Ugliest Woman

So apparently, there’s an official "World’s Ugliest Woman" out there.  Her name is Mary Ann Bevan, and she worked at the freak show of a carnival, showing off her ugliness to make a buck.

And yeah, she’s pretty ugly.

And yeah, there were still guys out there who’d bang her.  She had 4 kids.

Just goes to show you, when it comes to some guys… anything with a warm hole.  =)

World’s Ugliest Woman

So apparently, there’s an official "World’s Ugliest Woman" out there.  Her name is Mary Ann Bevan, and she worked at the freak show of a carnival, showing off her ugliness to make a buck.

And yeah, she’s pretty ugly.

And yeah, there were still guys out there who’d bang her.  She had 4 kids.

Just goes to show you, when it comes to some guys… anything with a warm hole.  =)

The Pick Up Artist – Episode 3 Recap: “Goldilocks And The Seven Virgins”

Another Monday has come and gone, and so has another episode of The Pickup Artist.

Last week, I was a little critical of the preview… well, I’m happy to say…

I WAS WRONG.

This was actually a very enjoyable episode.  The show seems to be getting better and better as it goes, which is a good thing.  And next week’s episode looks AMAZING.  (More on that later.)

Let’s get to the recap…

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The Pick Up Artist – Episode 3 Recap: “Goldilocks And The Seven Virgins”

Another Monday has come and gone, and so has another episode of The Pickup Artist.

Last week, I was a little critical of the preview… well, I’m happy to say…

I WAS WRONG.

This was actually a very enjoyable episode.  The show seems to be getting better and better as it goes, which is a good thing.  And next week’s episode looks AMAZING.  (More on that later.)

Let’s get to the recap…

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The Pick Up Artist – Episode 3 Recap: “Goldilocks And The Seven Virgins”

Another Monday has come and gone, and so has another episode of The Pickup Artist.

Last week, I was a little critical of the preview… well, I’m happy to say…

I WAS WRONG.

This was actually a very enjoyable episode.  The show seems to be getting better and better as it goes, which is a good thing.  And next week’s episode looks AMAZING.  (More on that later.)

Let’s get to the recap…

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Thundercat At The Playboy Mansion!

Just a quick post to brag a little… I went to a party at the Playboy Mansion this past Friday.  Man, is that place awesome!  It really is just like you see it in the movies and on TV shows like Entourage.  The whole Vibe is like a big outdoor strip club where you don’t have to pay for anything.

They had some actors and celebrities there, TONS of hot women (most of which ended up swimming naked in the grotto pool), an open bar, a topless DJ, and all sorts of other crazy things.

I wasn’t the only pick-up guy there from the seduction community either.  I was joined by Neil Strauss, Mystery, Lovedrop, Matador, David DeAngelo, and Craig SD.  It looked like Mystery also had a workshop going on during the party – though it was more about having fun than instruction.

When I first saw Mystery, he gave me a big hug.  It’s been a long while since we last saw each other, and it’s always fun to hang out with Mystery again.  He then introduced me to Matador, who laughed about my write-up of the Pickup Artist Episode 2.  He told me he was going to convince me he wasn’t a drunk after all, lol.  Matador was a cool guy.  I’d never met him before that day, but he seemed very personable.

The whole VA crew rolled up in a limo, and Matador and Lovedrop brought their own girls with them to the party, who they seemed to be making out with at various points throughout the night.  Neil Strauss also showed up with a date – a gorgeous former model who was a real sweetheart.  David DeAngelo showed up with his girlfriend as well, who is INCREDIBLY attractive, if I do say so myself.  She even ended up jumping in the pool naked at one point. 

Eventually, Craig C. physically picked Mystery up and threw him into the pool, where Mystery Lost his wallet and new iPhone.  But Mystery didn’t seem to care.  He took off his clothes and started swimming.

The entire night was a blast, and it was super-fun to hang out with all the PUA guys again.  J-Dog even showed up at the after-party after his flight got in from Arizona, so he eventually joined the group too.  The experience reminded me of the old Project Hollywood Days where everyone genuinely enjoyed hanging out and picking up together – until the RSD guys ruined it all.  (grrrrrrr!)

Anyway, success seems to sit well with Mystery and his crew, and they’re just as fun as ever.  Plus, now I get to tell my grandkids that their Papy partied at Hef’s place!  lol.

Here are some pics from the party…

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