So as many of you know, I rated Brad P. #5 on my top 10 best PUA list of 2007.  Funny story – Brad P actually went out and used that ranking to his advantage to pick up a girl, and he wanted to share the story with everyone.

So check out Brad’s field report on the advantages of being the fifth best PUA out there.  =)

I’m the #5 Rated Pickup Artist in the World!!

First off thanks to Thundercat for having the balls to put
me on his list even with me being new to the community and not knowing most of
the other guys who are on the list. People scoff at the list and say it’s dick crack, but there’s no denying that
everyone pays attention to it. It’s a great honor to be named #5 by Thundercat,
who has been around the scene longer than anyone.

I’m gonna tell you guys a story from 2 weeks ago when I
randomly blurted out "I’m the #5 rated pickup artists in the world"
in set and it got me laid, but first let me introduce myself to those who don’t
know me.

I learned to pick up women by going out 7 days a week for 8
months straight in 2004 and studying under some of the greatest naturals ever
to walk the earth. By the time 2005 rolled around, I had gotten so good at it that many of my friends were encouraging me to start a class.
As luck would have it, I lost my job around that time and I needed to make a
little cash to get by, so i decided to try it. I already had a psychology
degree, and worked for 7 years as a social worker, basketball coach, and mental
health caseworker. So moving in the "motivational speaker" direction
was very natural for me. I had been working with at-risk urban teens, a
population that was sometimes resistant to help, so it was very refreshing to
start working with adult men who wanted to learn and grow.

Throughout 2005, I held seminar in the upstairs dining room
of a pizza place in Manhattan. It was all word of mouth and guys would come in
and pay $40 to sit and eat pizza while I talk off the top of my head about
picking up women. It was loose and unstructured, but it was working. All the
guys who took the class were getting success. I mean like 100% of them were
starting to score. So things took off mighty quickly from there. It was like I
had the secret to life or something.

Within 6 months, the community guys started showing up to
class and asking me stuff like "Can you give me a little help with A3?" Since I was
entirely self taught, I had no idea what they were talking about, I just tried
to help them out the best I could knowing what I know. I’ve never studied
Mystery Method. I don’t know Mystery or
Style or any of those guys, so it was a bit strange to me at first to try to
understand the terminology of the community.

One good thing that came of it was that the students
actually brought me into the community with their constant nagging "Did
you read ‘The Game?’ What do you think of RSD training?" etc ect ect. For
the first few months I tried to get them
to just stay focused on practicing their game, but eventually I had to learn
about the seduction community. The community guys had completely take over
my seminars. At first there was only a
few of them, but as time went on they were a bigger and bigger percentage of
the class. By early 2006, about 80% of the guys in my class were community
guys, and I had to get really on point with the terminology. Gotta give the
people what they want.

My true induction into the community came when I went to
speak at the Cliff’s List Conference in Montreal. I found the level of
cooperation and collaboration to be very exciting. So many guys all around the
world working toward the same goal. It
was amazing to me.

Around this time I also started offering in-field training.
Guys had been asking about it for a while. I used to just tell them "You
gotta find David DeAngelo and the RSD guys, they’re the only one’s who do
that." Sounds funny now, but they were the only ones I had heard of. Lord
knows how much business RSD probably picked up because of me not knowing who
did what.

The in-field trainings I did were a blast. We were just
getting crazy and hitting on every girl we could find. Guys were getting
results, I was writing LRs on mASF. It was a very exciting time. The more I
worked, the more word was getting around, and business was getting bigger and
bigger. I started refining all my teaching techniques, and I started doing
anything I could to brainwash my students into succeeding.

I realized that I was in a unique position because I had
access to the greatest naturals around and also to thousands of guys who wanted
to learn. So I made it my mission to take everything I learned from the
naturals and funnel it into the community any way I could. This is when I
started putting out CDs and eBooks. I interviewed the naturals and played the
interviews in my seminars, and it eventually became my "Interviews with
Naturals" CD set. From summer ’06 to summer ’07, I went on a tear, putting
out:

"Instant Attraction" (a book on openers),

"The Underground Dating Seminar" on 12 CDs

"Interviews with Naturals"

"Social Circle Club Game"

"Planning the Perfect Date"

"How to Beat Approach Anxiety"

and "Brad’s Fashion Bible"

Right now I’m working on restructuring the learning process
of pickup so it takes people 1 year to get good instead or 3 or 4. I’m using
all the tricks I learned as a basketball coach and social worker to get that
figured out.

Now back to this #5 rating, Thundy isn’t the only guy who
rated me #5, I’m also #5 on The Modern Savage list.  So when Thundy’s list came out, I said to myself "The
critics all agree, I must be the #5 PUA in the world. How did this happen?" I called up my mom
and said "Your son is now the #5 rated pickup artist in the world."
It was pretty hilarious.

That same night, I had a student who had flown in from
Norway to train with me 1on1. The only problem was that I was getting really
sick. I had a 102 temperature and my throat was killing me. I should have
stayed home. But you can’t just call out sick when a guy flies halfway around
thew world to achieve his life’s biggest goal, so off I went to train him. I was totally out of it. I
knew my teaching would be OK because I’d be able to see what he was doing wrong, but my game would be sloppy
as hell and the demo sets might suck ass.

Sure enough, my game
was sloppy. It didn’t worry me though. When you get really good at this,
there’s really nothing that can stop
you. Even with slow reaction times and low energy, I know I can attract women
using other parts of my game to my advantage. In this case, I didn’t want to
get laid or get makeouts cause I might get the girl sick. All I wanted to do
was give the student solid demo sets.

First approach of the night: We’re in a record store on
Hollywood Blvd around 7pm. Sort of like a day game setting. I see a scantily
clad back chick with a rack that could stop traffic. She was walking around
with her friend. Looks like they’re the only young attractive girls in the
place, so I’m going in. "Hey do you guys know anyplace around here where I
can find cotton candy this time of night?"

Side note on this opener, it’s really not a great opener,
but I like it because I’ve used it so many times. Back when I was first
learning, it was the only opener I had. So I’ve used it hundreds of times. The
opener doesn’t have to be great if you know your contingencies well. By using
the same opener over and over, you will always know what’s coming next, and you
will have deadly follow up material. I call these "contingencies." I
know lots of great contingencies for this opener.

In this case, the girls thought the opener was really cute,
and they opened up to us really quickly. Turns out they were in from Riverside, about an hour away,
and they were gonna go out drinking later. The black girl was chatty and
scattered, it was kind of hard to keep up with her in my weakened state. After a few minutes, she seemed to be
getting a bit high on herself, which is never good in the beginning. She
started talking about how she does photo shoots and public appearances.
"I’m on the cover of ______ magazine this month," she said. I
answered "Really? That’s cool. I’m the #5 rated pickup artist in the
world. Just found out today." She looked a bit stunned and confused by
that, as did my student. I continued "It’s no big deal, even if you know
who I am, I’ll still pick you up easily if I want to."

Sloppy game! I’m a cocky asshole! I was laughing in my head
thinking what a big mistake this was. From a technical standpoint, you never go
tit for tat with a girl who’s trying to impress you. It’s better to just act
tentatively impressed, but like you’ve seen it a million times.

Or maybe not such a mistake in this case…. she looked at
me and her eyes got real big. She tilted her head way to one side and said
"Ok…wheeeeeeeee" and she jumped in the air and spread her legs like
she was about to get fucked. It turned into a role play. I was the pickup
artist guy, she played the part of the stereotypical bimbo who will go along
with anything.

We moved on to other topics and exchanged numbers. The girls
invited us to meet them at a bar later, but we had lots of work to do so we
didn’t end up meeting them.

We texted and talked on the phone the next day. Then she
came by my house with her friend the day after that. Me and my roommates were
having movie night, so I had invited them over for that. They stayed 10 minutes
then left. The friend had to work early or something. It was totally weird. She
texted me a bunch saying how sorry she was after they left. I told her don’t
worry about it. I think you can’t get mad at stuff like this or treat it like a
big deal. I decided to just run my usual game. She was texting me all the time
and I’d play hard to get and ignore her sometimes. Other times I’d hit her back
right away. This is my standard brand of "confusion game." It keeps
the girls on the edge of their seats.

A week later I was
out with one of my friends and we ran into her and her friends again. This time
it was kind of the same, her friends dragged her away to go smoke weed. 20
minutes later she called to see where I was cause she wanted to hang out again. I told her I’m
about to leave so you may have missed your chance. Sorry I’m such a big tease.
I wanted to set up the right amount of tension so the girl would come out and
meet me all alone without any friends to
get in the way.

It worked pretty well, and she ended up coming to my house
all alone yesterday. There was so much sexual tension from the teasing that no
more gaming was really necessary at this point. We pretty much went straight to
the sex within 30 minutes of her getting to my house. It was a nice night after
that. We went out to dinner at a bar (I think a dinner date is fine for first
date as long as you have sex first). Some of her friends were there, a few of
her orbiter guys were there. She was telling me the bad stories about how guys
hit on her, like "I’ve been noticing you around here for a few months now,
and just couldn’t get the courage up to talk to you…." So bad! I said
"He should have just asked you where to find cotton candy."

Then we came back to my place and had a very romantic
evening. I learned a bunch more about her. She’s 20. Nice girl. Taking time off
from school. Loves music and fashion. I was trying not to comment on her boobs.
Damn, those were some huge boobies! I don’t know about the rest of you, but I love me some big boobies.
This girl was skinny with no fat on her, but the boobs were an F cup. Do you
understand the magnitude of that? It’s what comes after DDD. I’ve seen some big
boobs in my day, but never an F! And they’re natural! OK, I think I caught my
breath now. 

Hope it was an enjoyable read for you. If you’re looking for
more of my stuff, here’s a few fun facts and sources for you:

- My site is www.bradppresents.com, but there’s not much
content there. I’m too busy teaching and hanging with my girls to do much
website work. Better to get on my email list, which is at the bottom of the nav
bar. I send tips you can use to the list.

- I also have 40+ LRs on mASF and they’re full of things you
can use.

- You won’t find me in any mainstream media sources. I’ve
turned down over 30 offers for TV specials, magazine interviews, documentaries,
even a reality TV show. That’s why it’s called "The Underground Dating
Seminar."

And lastly, props and respect to all the guys on the list.
Big congrats to Mystery for being #1. Of the guys I have seen who are on this
list, they do have game. Swingcat seems to have massive game. Savoy of
TMM/LoveSystems has hot girls hanging all over him every time I see him. And
Sinn’s gotta to be a favorite for getting #1 next year.

Let’s all keep it moving forward and let’s all do a great
job for the new guys who are learning. We can all be great teachers and great
role models, and this gets better results for everyone.

So as you guys know, I had the pleasure of attending an event at the Playboy mansion very recently where not only did I party my ass off, but I also did a great deal of networking.

There were a number of porn stars in attendance at the Playboy mansion, and oddly enough I found myself INVITED to a porn shoot this past week.

Now, I’d never been to the shooting of an actual porn movie before.  But considering I live in Los Angeles, porn capital of the world, and have yet to experience it, I’d say that it was a golden opportunity to cross off "Visit Porn Shoot" from my list of things to do before I die.

So I found myself driving up to the San Fernando Valley in the blistering afternoon sun to a studio where the porn movie was being shot.  Now, this was an ACTUAL studio, not some house they were shooting a movie at.  There were sound stages, props, and all kinds of movie stuff.  I was surprised at the professionalism of the set.

The crew was very small.  There was a director, photographer, lighting assistant, and grip.  That was it.  Then there were the performers.  Different performers would come in throughout the day, shoot for close to an hour, and then leave.  I was there for around 3 different scenes.

Watching a porn being shot is a very odd experience.  I’ve never really been in a room watching other people have sex before.  Despite being incredibly surreal, it actually wasn’t too bad of an experience.

The first thing I saw when I walked into the studio was a huge, muscular guy, drenched in sweat, with a third arm between his legs, pounding a petite blond girl wearing pink sneakers.  The girl looked like she was 15 years old!  (Apparently, that’s her "hook.")  The actress is some girl named Aubrey Adams.  I never got the guy’s name.

The set was incredibly HOT.  No, not sexually, I’m talking like "cook me alive" hot.  First off, it’s in the valley, which routinely gets to over 100 degrees in the summer.  The lights they use for filming add to the heat, and during scenes, all air conditioning has to be turned off for sound.  So while the sex is going on, everyone on the set is sweating like a stuck pig.

I was also surprised at the level of actual ACTING that goes on during the scenes.  I’m not talking about delivering lines or anything like that.  I’m talking about all the moaning and stuff.  Once the cameras are rolling, all the girls start acting like they’re getting the best sex of their lives.  As soon as the cameras stop, however, they’re aching and can barely walk.

Anyway, I got to hang out with the actresses – most of whom I had already met at the Playboy party.  I also got to hang out with the crew.  Everyone was incredibly nice, very friendly, and fun to hang around.  Some of their stories about being in the business were absolutely fascinating to hear.  I actually made pretty good friends with the director, and he gave me an open invitation to appear at any one of his shoots.

So here are some of the things I learned while I was there:

1.  Male porn stars shave their bodies before they do a shoot.  They don’t wax, they SHAVE.  This includes their balls.  Apparently, they buy special shaving cream for women who shave their legs, and use that in the shower.  Their razor of choice is the Gillet Mach 3.  Apparently there are the occasional nicks, but they said it’s nothing too bad.

2.  The secret for getting the "porno load" which is the huge cumshot, is to eat lots of celery and pineapple.  Apparently, celery makes you produce lots and lots of "man juice," while the pineapple gives it a "healthy" look and taste.

3.  All actors in porn get tested on a monthly basis for STDs.  They have to present their test results to the director before shooting.  The director told me never to have sex with a girl who allows guys to cum in her ass, since that’s a guaranteed way to get a disease.

4.  The girls all confessed to me that they don’t really like the "big porno dicks."  Most of them who have boyfriends or husbands prefer the "normal to small" size.  Though many of the girls LOOK like they enjoy the Big D’s on film, they say they are actually too painful in real life, and don’t like that in their personal life.

5.  The guys who work in porn apparently have crazy sex with all the girls.  Usually, if a guy has worked with a girl, he’s had sex with her.  All the guys on the crew confessed to me that not only have they had sex with almost all the girls they’ve worked with, but also that it’s hard for them to go back to "normal" girls because the porn chicks are so good in the sack, it makes every average girl pale in comparison.

So there you go.  That was my big visit to my first porn set!  Here are some pics and movies I took while I was there.  Enjoy!  (Warning:  Pics are NOT safe for work!)

Here’s a shot of the porn set.  As you can see, they have different sets for different scenereos.

The set was HUGE!  It took up an entire warehouse.

There were a lot of additional backgrounds for when they need to change the stages.

This was the first scene I walked in on where Porn Star Aubrey Adams was getting reamed by "Big Sweaty Dude." (I never got his porno name.  He was a really nice guy though.  I didn’t talk to him until he put some clothes on.)

The scene went on for another 20 minutes.  They would start by taking still pictures, then shoot some live action sex, then pause for stills, then go back to finishing the sex, then finish up with shooting another set of stills.

After the scene, the actors would get cleaned up, dress, and then go take a shower if they needed to.  Many of them didn’t wait around too long after they got their paycheck.

There were some funny things on the set because despite the professionalism, the crew and actors liked to relax and have fun.  For some reason there was a blow-up sex doll in the rafters.  I never asked why.

Next up was a scene with porn star Trina Michaels.  I had hung out with Trina at Playboy.  She’s a very nice girl.  Turns out she’s married!  Who’d have thought, right?

Trina has some HUGE fake boobies. And she isn’t afraid to show them off!

During the scene Trina got pounded so hard she had trouble walking afterwards.

Apparently, this stuff is standard on all porn sets.

Between scenes, the actors would just hang out and chill.

Here’s a picture of the greenroom where the actors can keep their stuff and chill out while waiting for their scenes to start.  Oddly enough, the Director told me that most girls are usually 15-30 minutes late for their scenes.  If a girl doesn’t show up, they have to scrap the scene and pay the actors who did show up a $400 kill fee.

Then the girls would change and get ready for the scene to begin.

At the start of each scene, the girls would pose for still pictures.  This actress goes by the name "Brooke."  I forget what her last name is.  Apparently, she’s quite famous in the porn world.

Sometimes the girls won’t know each other and meet for the first time right before the scene is set to shoot.  They’ll spend a few minutes talking to the director and each other about how the scene will go.

At the start of the scene, the girls are all in costume.

Those costumes don’t stay on for very long.

Watching this stuff happen live is very different from watching the videos!

The girls all gather together for the big finish of the lesbian scene.  All the orgasms are fake.  But who cares?

I also took some videos for you guys who want to see what it’s like on a real porn set.  I shot them using my Sony Camera, and they seem to play fine in Windows Media Player.

Porn Set Visit Video #1

Porn Set Visit Video #2

Porn Set Visit Video #3

Porn Set Visit Video #4

Porn Set Visit Video #5

Porn Set Visit Video #6

Porn Set Visit Video #7

Porn Set Visit Video #8

Porn Set Visit Video #9

The videos are quite graphic, and are NOT safe for work!  So be aware of that before you view them.

Sir Italian has a pretty good Lay Report up on his blog…

Sir Italian writes:
Boys, those were two eventful weeks. Many stories about beautiful Latvian women, but I’ll start with latest LR, which has actually happened today, five hours ago, on my train back home.

I came into the train somewhere in Germany and went through the compartments, looking for worthy targets. I usually try to find a target who is not only good looking, but who is also alone in a compartment.

After a few minutes, I found a single lady, around 25. Facewise she was only a HB8 but she had a very nice, fit body; I immediately thought that she would be into fitness or dancing profesionally, and it turned out I was right: She’s HbDirtyDancer.

I took the seat right across her and said "Hi." She smiled a bit, but seemed distant (as I later found out, she was actually tired – I could have misinterpreted that). I started to read my newspaper, well knowing that I had the next five hours or so with her and didn’t have to rush anything. She fell asleep, and woke up only an hour later, when the ticket taker came by. She spoke German with a light accent, so once the guy was gone, I opened her with that:

SirItalian (in German): "So where are you really from? You spoke while sleeping, but I couldn’t quite understand it."
HbDirtyDancer (smiling): "Noooo I don’t speak while sleeping! I’m from Phoenix, Arizona, but I’ve been living in X for the past three years."
SirItalian (in English now and obviously teasing her): "Oh cute, your lovers haven’t told you that you speak while sleeping? And you snort!"
HbDirtyDancer: "Noooo that can’t be. Well maybe it is because I was going out last night and didn’t actually get any sleep at all until now!"
SirItalian: "Oh boy. You’re one of those wild American party girls. We can’t hang out, you’re way too wild. Touring Europe and seducing the poor European men!"

So much for special openers. I continued to run attraction game on her for a few minutes, but switched to rapport pretty soon. I found out that she was a dancing instructor and EV’ed her on it, establishing "passion" and "acting on intuition" as key drivers for our situation.

While talking about her dancing, she opened a package of lobster chips and commented on how fat they were. I busted on her a bit that she had to look better for her nutrition (being not slim myself) and told her to show me her tummy. I knew it was on when she did. Do you have those moments too? There’s always some point when I know that it will be a fclose, regardless of any LMR or ASD that might still come up…

I moved to sit besides her, explaining that I would have had to actually feel her tummy. The key piece, in my opinion, of the LR follows:
SirItalian (hand resting on her tummy and projecting sexual state): "You know, sometimes, and especially with dancers, you just feel so much passion in your body that you need to act on it."
HbDirtyDancer: (She gave some BS about dancing, which I don’t remember, and went DDB).
SirItalian: "And this is why dancing resembles love making so much… The lust and passion, which need to be expressed. You act on the moment…"
Lean in, kiss close.

We made out for ten minutes; I started to kiss her neck, my hands all over her breasts, inside her shirt, inside her pants… When I finally touched her pussy, it was dripping wet.
SirItalian: "I’ll go the toilet now. You should join me."
HbDirtyDancer: You’re crazy.!"
SirItalian: "Yes. You’re too, you’re a dancer, right?"
HbDirtyDancer: "I guess…"
And off we went.

Afterwards, we ate a quick lunch together; I got her email and web site address, and then I had to get off the train already. While this was actually the second time that I was able to fclose right on a train, normally I go for contact closes of course. Anyways, on a long train ride, sarging is way more fun than reading magazines.

More LRs to come!

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It’s no secret that Shark is probably one of the most controversial PUAs out there right now, especially with aggressive internet posturing and controversial direct openers. But it seems someone by the name of Nilatak has gone through the trouble of actually field testing Shark’s methods.

It’s an interesting read, to say the least…

Nilatak writes:
First off, I have reached nearly 100 approaches doing the Shark opener. What I can report, about it in each different environment.

Beach: It opened really well here, I opened girls while walking as they approached me walking towards me. I also opened girls passing by me from my towel with “Pretty girl, come here and talk to me pretty girl. I am bored. Pretty girl do not be mean!” This worked well on younger girls, older ones would just move on by. But the younger ones came and talked to me standing for extended periods while I gamed them. The opner is good for the beach bc few people do beach approaches.

Club: It bearly opened, for the most part it sucks in clubs. I think due to high bitch shields and other lame shit guys have been saying all night. Even with my badass alpha attitude it didn’t open too well.

Bars: This was another place the opener seemed to open well. Bars seem like the realer version of clubs so I did pretty well with it.

Coffee places: I only did 3 approaches here. It opened, but seemed a little too much for the girl. They were flattered, but too taken by surprize to respond. I got two lock-ups.

I didn’t use it on any street approaches : (

Day 1 (Wed)

Went to a bar type environment and did a few sets. I started with two girls who were trying to get their friend in the back door, but he wasn’t there. I busted on them for being naughty girls and teasing them for being to cheap to pay for their friend. I had them giggling their asses off under 3 minutes and they kept touching me like crazy, hanging off my arm. Basically I uped their buying temperature fast. I can’t always do this, but in this set I did.

Went around testing the Shark, “You look cute, I want to get to know you” opener. I use cute for HBs because it’s less linked to the typical “You’re beautiful” compliment.
I opened a South African girl, 8.5, but she was dressed in all white (had on a short skirt) with a nice tan which made her a 9 in my book. It opened really well and I was able to have her ditch her friends and sit with me in under 2 minutes. I just went into this natural mode, fluffed a bit, then teased her a little, and went to comfort. I also used the cube. This sarge lasted 30 minutes and it was solid! She went in for a kiss at the end, like she expected a cheek kiss so I gave her one and extended mine and pointed to it so she gave me one in return.

Day 2 (Thursday)

I call up HBSA and tell her which club I will be at if she wants to come. She says she will see. She shows up at the club I went to and walks right past me. Hmmmm…I’m feeling playful so I poke her and turn back to my friend. She looks back wondering who did it. I do it again and turn back to my friend. She was with two dudes so I figured she must be ignoring me on purpose cause she likes one of them or one might be her BF. She come up and talks to me after a while, guess she saw me finally. I tease her for being blind and she shit tests me for poking her. I just keep teasing. She chills for a bit them tells me I should go after some girls…hmmm…shit test??? I tell her I’m shy and she should help me (this is so not the me she knows, I was badass when I sarged her so she thinks I’m being a smartass). She says I need to find her hot guys and I just point to myself, yeah I’m qualifying, I know, but I’m cocky about it. She then takes off and starts dancing with a good looking talk alpha guy, she’s on him dancing like crazy. I grab my friend and I approach two HBs with “We need dance partners.” They protest and I say it again louder and lead them to dance and I dance with my back to HBSA. After 10 minutes I go to the bar and guess who I see coming up. HBSA come up as I order my drink. She was expecting me to order one for her I guess. I get my drink and she’s doing the puppy dog face while looking at it. I laugh at her for being a “dork” and tell her to ask me if she wants some. I keep making her add words like “please” and “sir” and “big dick” ha ha…just kidding about the last one. I share some and then I take her to dance.

Here it gets fucking weird. We dance for 2 minutes and she takes me to meet her friends, then half way through introductions she takes me back to the dance floor, then back to friends. Then she’s acting stupid weird. It wasn’t drunk stupid, just weird. Anways, skip down to extraction. Basically her friends are leaving and she asks me to go with her. I agree and the friends say they don’t have enough room for her so she should go with her sister, who has (little to their knowledge) left the club already. I tell her I have a car and we will catch up her friends. In the car I act tired and say I will drop her off, then I ask to use bathroom ; ) Then I go inspect bedroom and bam, isolation! I was at club with her 3 hours. Now I have already kissed her in the club and she asked me to go with her to her house after we met with her friends, but I just got her to her house. Now I start making out with her and then I try to go for the titties and she says it’s too fast. I back up, do it again and then she keeps leaving room coming back, changing clothes. She starts giving me shit, asking me if I’m a player, why are we not with her friends. I pass shit tests and then I get her naked but she keeps covering herself up with blankets and won’t let me touch her, not even make out. Then I notice unused condom on nightstand so I just start laughing and chill on bed looking up at celling. I tell her I’m tired and roll over to sleep ; ) yeah right! She reinitates after 3 minutes. Kisses me, then shit tests again. I just tell her I’m not into games and I’m gonna go. I get fully dressed then she pulls me in and we have sex. She stops 5 minutes into it asking if I came…ha ha…she did. Then she drags me to the bathroom while she pees…this was freaking crazy, then tells me, what I understand as to wash my dick. I throw off the condom thinking I’m gonna get head, but when I get back I get shit for throwing out the condom…so I tell her to chill and I have another. I start fucking her again, bust a nut after 15 minutes and go to sleep.

Day 3 (Sunday)

I call her we go for ice cream, then a party. She tells me she was drunk on Thursday and didn’t even know what happened…ok ASD at it’s best. I had asked her several times Thursday if she was drunk and she always said no. Now in isolation at her house, watching movie. I start making out with her and undress her and she calls me “bad.” I just play it off with C & F. She’s naked then I eat that pussy and she calls me a “tease” and tells me we shouldn’t do anything. I agree with “You’re right” but keep kissing and making her horny. She keeps stopping me. I just back up, watch the movie and reintiate after a few minutes for a total of three times. She brings up we can’t do it cause she doesn’t have condoms. I say I have one. She shuts up and then I’m fingering her, my boxers are almost off and she tells me to keep them on. I do, she gets hot I try to get out my condom out of wallet and she stops me again. I just stop and she keeps saying, “We shouldn’t, it’s not right” or “Are you mad? You’ll be ok.”
I tell her I’m not mad and I’m not really mad, I’m totally chill so I just go in again. She says, “Persistance, ay…think it will pay off? (sarcastic tone)” I ignore it and keep going, I get stoped again so I just say, “Ok, well if you don’t want to that’s cool, I’m a mature adult.” I wait back on the couch like 3 minutes watching the movie. Then it ends and I say, “Well, I’ll be going then.” I get dressed and go to kiss her goodnight and she doesn’t kiss me with tongue, just peck and turns face towards wall like she will sleep on the couch. I ask her if she is ok and she says, “Kinda weird how you just peace out on me like that.” I ask her, “You want me to stay?” She says, “No.” So I left.

I know I fumbled the pussy here. There was a shit test I failed it, but next time she’ll know not to play games. I guess I could have done a freezeout but then she would have thought I was mad. I know she couldn’t believe I didn’t care that much about the poon (this was mostly cause I already fucked her). What do you guys think, I don’t get LMR too often, I think I got shit test bc there was a lack of proper rapport and comfort, but I took care of that on DAY 3 so I dunno why she kept fucking resisitng. I think she wants to act congruent with her, “Oh I dunno what happened Thursday, I only did it cause I was drunk, but when I’m sober I don’t give it up.” Comments?

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Well, well, it looks like Twentysix finally got around to posting a field report after a stint of relative silence from mASF. Not only that, but the field report is $$$ with a capital $! Definitely one of the best I’ve read in a while. So sit back, relax, and take a gander at the smooth musings of the TWO-DASH-SIX!

Twentysix writes:
Good fucking time Thursday night.

I’ll get to the meat of things. Went out at the last minute with Tenmagnet and Joy_Stick.

In Toronto, went to Havana and My Apartment – hit up a lot of sets.

In My Apartment (this is a club name guys) I hit up this 6-set, 5 guys and 1 girl.

I bust in and run my opener. All of the dudes are looking at me like ‘What the Fuck is this Shit??’ So, I just roll my opener and stack my routines, just talking like they’re all my friends already. That’s really what we’re doing here guys anyway. We’re going under the radar with the indirect approach. We’re not ‘picking up’, we’re being cool guys who under the radar have a strategic plan to ‘pick up’.

So, as I’m rolling my opener this huge 6’4 Alpha dude steps to the Alpha fucking plate. He barks out:

6’4Alpha: Shouldn’t you run home to your daddy?
26: (26 looks at him, recognizing that he said something and continued telling the story unphased).

My target was super in to me, but she kept trying to turn her body in to the group and away from me. She liked me, but at this point in the sarge she had more of an investment in the original set.

So I keep rolling my game on her. I know I can extract her from this set.

So I keep rolling. I use my guy/girl names routine on the whole set. However, as I roll this shit I calibrate how much I really need to direct my conversation to the rest of the group.
Take a look around guys. Look at the facial expressions and body language of the rest of the group – try to calculate who these people are to her.

I calibrated and determined that all 5 of the dudes around her were non-factors…most likely guys that just met her. Only that 6’4Alpha dude was my challenge…and I looked forward to dealing with him.

6’4Alpha: Hey. Shouldn’t you be running home to your daddy?
26: I love this guy. (26 puts his hand on his 6’4Alphas shoulder. Speaking in a voice that belittles him and makes him look like he’s mine)

That’s all it took to blow the guy out of the set. Alpha battles usually don’t go on too long. They usually happen – BAM! It takes two seconds to set precedent.

Remember guys…you are in control of the set.

Ok…so 6’4Alpha guy is standing there fuming at me. Just staring at me. Before I hit the set he was in control and MACing my target in front of his boys. Now he was standing to the side, alone, watching me slowly pull his girl away (with body language) from the set.

Above I was mentioning that my target kept trying to go back in to her original conversation with those guys. I hadn’t invested enough time.

I had her at about a 70 per cent back turn to her original set, but I had to be careful of where I placed my body language, I don’t want to place it so she can see her original set again and maybe reinitiate chat or get them involved again. They were out. I did my work. I don’t want to do it over again. Regardless, this is easy. Use your body language to drip her away from the set she was once in.

First, I asked her how she knows all of them. Oh, let’s make a name for this chick – HBStimulusBumbleBeeFreak.

HBStimulusBumbleBeeFreak – I don’t know them. I thought you knew them.
26 – These guys (making a disgusting facial expression)? No way, my friends are over there (making a head motion to my left (I don’t’ even know if that’s where my friends were, point is, make non-important parts of the conversation non-important).

The funny thing is that she also thought that I knew them. Why? Probably because like many of my friends that I roll with, we all walk up to these huge groups and start talking like we already know everyone. That’s one of the coolest skills you learn doing this.
So I have her turned 70 per cent away from her group.
What are my goals?

- To get her 100 per cent turned away
- To get 6’4Alpha totally out of the scenario
- To lead her away with body language at least 3 strides away from her group. When she subconsciously realizes this she will know that *I* am her new set. And the guys will realize that they are totally blown out.
- Move her to another area of the club

Concentrate on one goal at a time. I don’t think of each goal. The whole scenario is in my brain. Massive field experience is the key here. Go out like motherfuckers dudes. It’s the main way to learn this shit. And roll with guys who play.

- To get her 100 per cent turned away
Ok. This was done easily. I do it by testing for hook-points.
Hook-Points are areas in the convo when you have the girl totally locked in on the conversation with you.

To test for this is easy and fun. When you’re talking to her (Face to face or body to body) take a step backwards. If she moves closer to you as you backup you have hit a hook point and you can continue to subtly shift her body language to where you want it (i.e. where you want her).
Also, move your body to the right/left and see if she faces you head on. If she has, again, you have hit a hook-point.

If she doesn’t do any of this stuff you have to do what I was doing earlier in the conversation with her when I was trying to get my hook-point with her:

Pile on the fucking game. Pile on your material. Run the game plan. Things will go well if you follow the game plan and are fucking in the ‘know’ (meaning you just fucking know) that you’ll get her.

So, test for hook-points. Take steps backwards…move your body around to see if she’ll follow/adjust.

I hit my hook-point. I was testing for them, calibrating where I was in the interaction. Eventually, I realized I hooked her when I ran some more solid routines. I have a rendition of the spin routine that I use as a cold-read. I will post about it some other time.

At this point she was hooked. So I back up and shift my body language so I’m looking directly at the original group I stole her from. She followed me, meaning that her back was now completely away from the original group. We were also about three to four strides away from that group. All planned. I could see visually that they were out. They knew it because they started doing their normal thing again. I wasn’t on their minds any more. MONEY!

So, now I have her alone. I am now just chilling with her. The work is over. Doing this conveys high value (approaching mixed sets), cool speech tones/changes in speed with voice, out-alphaing, being in your own world.

So now it’s cool. I’m just chatting her. This is where you want to be. You’ve done the bulk of the work. Now you’re in the clear, especially if you hit up mixed sets…you can convey value fast doing this, it literally means you have to game less.

Use the guys as part of your game. Having guys in set can literally give you the ability to drop many of your routines to get the girl hooked. It’s such a great conveyance of value. Take it and see. Just have a few out alphas ready to go, but in many cases, these dudes that are with these girls are N-O-N – F-A-C-T-O-R-S. Hard to believe, but it’s true. At the David D seminar this past weekend David did this whole thing on the ‘chances’ of getting physically hurt in set. He determined the majorly minute minute minute chances of this happened. When he talked about this it blew me away! It opened my eyes even more! I can’t really remember how to explain it, but it was wicked!

Ok, so I bring this girl to the dance floor. We dance, talk with her cousin.
This is important guys. Move the girl around the club. Get her used to walking around the club with you. The more she does this (especially when outside of the club)…the more she envisions herself with you.

Make statements, don’t ask questions.

Meaning, pull her and say where you’re going in the club. Grab her by the hand, do that 40s style hook shit with your arm and take her around the club to where you want to go (know where you’re going – dance floor, sit down in a quite area etc.)

If you *ask* her to go somewhere with you then you’re falling in the beta frame.

So we’re dancing. I want to hang with Tenmagnet and Joy_Stick. So I pull her off the dance floor and get her number and bust. When I say ‘bust’ I mean I busted a load all over her face! FYI…‘Bust’ as in ‘leave’.

Kick ass shit. You can check out the entire thread by clicking here.