ADT buying generic bentyl reduces the number of androgens the testicles produce and is spiriva buy usually the first-line hormone therapy for prostate cancer. People can mirapex for order talk with a healthcare professional about reducing their risk of buy generic amikacin prescription liver damage if they have psoriasis. The researchers highlighted that order free zoloft alternative withdrawal conflicting viewpoints remain about whether geophagy is beneficial or harmful. ampicillin buy The drug begins lowering your eosinophil count right away, but generic zofran it can take several weeks to take full effect. Some cheap allopurinol from uk of the treatments also affect estrogen levels in the body, lasix for sale which in turn affects bone strength. If you forget to buy gel on internet take Nocdurna an hour before bedtime, you can take it side effects purchase zofran cheap as soon as you remember that night, without water. The quinine us drug information contained herein is subject to change and is not.

How To Deal With A Gold-digger

September 20, 2011 by  
Filed under Rants & Reviews

This was just too funny, I had to share it with y’all.  Some girl back in 2007 put up a post on Craigslist asking why she couldn’t find a decent guy to support her in New York.  Some genius random poster wrote the perfect response to dealing with any golddigger.  Check it out.

9/25/07 THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST in New York

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush.  I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.

I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain?  I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults – I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them – in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

That was the question from the aforementioned Gold-digger.  Now here’s the response.  (WARNING:  Prepare for awesomeness!)

Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma.  I offer the following analysis of your predicament.

Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful” as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.

Classic “pump and dump.”

I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

Classic!  And right on the money as well.

Get Your Free Guide Here!

Comments

3,597 Responses to “How To Deal With A Gold-digger”
  1. game1kb.com
    Fang Jifan은 한숨을 쉬었습니다. “강해 져야 해요. 이러고 싶지 않아요. 한 그릇 더 먹자.”

  2. RalphBuh says:

    pharmacy website india: mail order pharmacy india – п»їlegitimate online pharmacies india

  3. RobinAdorn says:

    https://indianpharm.shop/# online pharmacy india

  4. Victortup says:

    reputable indian online pharmacy: best india pharmacy – cheapest online pharmacy india

  5. Jamietom says:

    top online pharmacy india: world pharmacy india – india online pharmacy

  6. Pdmrze says:

    order clozaril 50mg generic – quinapril generic order pepcid 20mg generic

  7. Miveyj says:

    buy generic retrovir 300mg – glycomet 500mg usa allopurinol for sale online

  8. Victortup says:

    indianpharmacy com: mail order pharmacy india – online pharmacy india

  9. RobinAdorn says:

    http://canadianpharm.guru/# canadian pharmacy india

  10. RalphBuh says:

    indian pharmacy: online shopping pharmacy india – reputable indian online pharmacy

  11. cougarsbkjersey.com
    この記事を読んで、たくさんのインスピレーションを受けました。ありがとうございます。

  12. Williamneori says:

    sweet bonanza demo: sweet bonanza yorumlar – sweet bonanza yasal site

  13. Robertfap says:

    http://pinupgiris.fun/# pin-up casino giris

  14. Edwardcuh says:

    http://aviatoroyna.bid/# aviator oyunu 20 tl
    pin up guncel giris [url=https://pinupgiris.fun/#]pin up[/url] pin up casino indir

  15. FrankSam says:

    pin up: pin-up giris – pin up giris

  16. RaymondJaw says:

    http://sweetbonanza.bid/# sweet bonanza indir
    gates of olympus slot [url=https://gatesofolympus.auction/#]gates of olympus[/url] gates of olympus demo free spin

  17. Edwardcuh says:

    http://sweetbonanza.bid/# sweet bonanza bahis
    sweet bonanza 90 tl [url=http://sweetbonanza.bid/#]sweet bonanza demo oyna[/url] sweet bonanza siteleri

  18. RaymondJaw says:

    https://slotsiteleri.guru/# slot siteleri
    gates of olympus slot [url=https://gatesofolympus.auction/#]gates of olympus taktik[/url] gate of olympus hile

  19. Robertfap says:

    https://slotsiteleri.guru/# en iyi slot siteleri

  20. Williamneori says:

    aviator oyna slot: aviator giris – aviator oyunu

  21. Robertfap says:

    https://gatesofolympus.auction/# gates of olympus demo oyna

  22. RaymondJaw says:

    http://pinupgiris.fun/# pin-up casino giris
    2024 en iyi slot siteleri [url=https://slotsiteleri.guru/#]bonus veren slot siteleri[/url] canl? slot siteleri

  23. FrankSam says:

    pin up casino: pin-up bonanza – pin-up giris

  24. Edwardcuh says:

    http://aviatoroyna.bid/# aviator oyunu 10 tl
    aviator oyunu 20 tl [url=https://aviatoroyna.bid/#]aviator oyna 20 tl[/url] aviator oyunu 20 tl

  25. werankcities.com
    이날 궁궐은 당연히 활기가 넘쳤지만 가장 활기찬 곳은 역시 궁궐 안의 장수궁이었다.

  26. RaymondJaw says:

    http://pinupgiris.fun/# aviator pin up
    pin up casino indir [url=https://pinupgiris.fun/#]pin up casino guncel giris[/url] pin up

  27. FrankSam says:

    slot siteleri guvenilir: deneme bonusu veren siteler – en cok kazandiran slot siteleri

  28. cougarsbkjersey.com
    実用性が高く、具体的なアドバイスが役に立ちました。

  29. Robertfap says:

    http://slotsiteleri.guru/# 2024 en iyi slot siteleri

  30. Robertfap says:

    https://slotsiteleri.guru/# en çok kazandiran slot siteleri

  31. FrankSam says:

    pin-up casino indir: pin up – pin up bet

  32. RaymondJaw says:

    http://pinupgiris.fun/# pin up
    aviator oyna 20 tl [url=http://aviatoroyna.bid/#]aviator ucak oyunu[/url] aviator oyna 100 tl

  33. Kfwlyu says:

    clozaril 100mg pill – aceon 8mg canada order famotidine generic

  34. Williamneori says:

    guvenilir slot siteleri: yeni slot siteleri – en iyi slot siteleri

  35. Robertfap says:

    https://pinupgiris.fun/# pin up casino indir

  36. RaymondJaw says:

    https://sweetbonanza.bid/# sweet bonanza slot
    gates of olympus demo turkce oyna [url=http://gatesofolympus.auction/#]gates of olympus taktik[/url] gates of olympus oyna ucretsiz

  37. Edwardcuh says:

    http://pinupgiris.fun/# pin up giris
    deneme veren slot siteleri [url=https://slotsiteleri.guru/#]en yeni slot siteleri[/url] en guvenilir slot siteleri

Speak Your Mind

Tell us what you're thinking...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!

*